Funny Things to do in an elevator

 Click here for to go back to the index of jokes, images and other funny things!
           Things to do in an elevator
          other funny forwarded emails
             can be downloaded from:

  * Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your 
  * Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  * Shave.
  * Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering 
    inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  * Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, 
    without getting off.
  * When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the 
    doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by 
  * Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm 
    handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  * On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it 
    stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft 
    go "plink" at the bottom.
  * Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then 
    announce:  "I've got new socks on!"
  * When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 
    "Oh, I hate... motion sickness!"
  * Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your 
  * Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say 
  * Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
  * Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 
    "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the 
  * Leave a box between the doors.
  * Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button 
    for them.
  * Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers  
    "through" it.
  * When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that 
    your beeper?"
  * Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce 
    to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  * Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
  * If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad 
  * While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide 
    it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
  * Start a sing-along.
 Download more funny things from