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  1.  Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  2.  Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
  3.  Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  4.  Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
  5.  Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  6.  Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
  7.  Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
  8.  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  9.  British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
  12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
  13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
  14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
  17. War Dims Hope for Peace
  18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
  21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
  23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  25. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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