Funny Easter jokes, weird or plain stupid

For that season of the bunny and eggs :)


                  Easter Jokes
          other funny forwarded emails
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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? 
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! 

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? 
A funny bunny.

Why did the Easter egg hide? 
He was a little chicken!

Knock knock 
Who's there? 
Esther who? 
Esther Bunny!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

What day does an egg hate the most?

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? 
A receding hareline.

How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
Only one because after that, it's not empty!

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Have you ever seen a bunny wearing glasses?

What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else.

Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long? 
Because then it would be a foot. 

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.

What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for four hours!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

How can you find the Easter bunny?
Eggs (x) marks the spot.

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!

Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 
14 carrot gold. 

What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!

How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the “Eggs-it".