Funny reflections on life; Laws of life, there is no escape.

Hilarious life facts, wisdom you cannot argue with

Another mail I got forwarded, no idea who put them together...


   

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  * Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less 
  important you are to the corporation, the more your 
  tardiness or absence is noticed.
  
  * The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large 
  enough to increase your taxes and just small enough 
  to have no effect on your take-home pay.
  
  * Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers 
  everything except what happens.
  
  * First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing 
  what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be 
  doing something else.
  
  * Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, 
  only cross-references.
 
  * Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your 
  husband to pick up five items at the store and then 
  you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget 
  two of the first five.
  
  * Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that 
  starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that 
  starts out soft will harden when stale.
  
  * The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to 
  eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the 
  bottom of the grocery bag.
   
  * Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work 
  late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work 
  early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
 
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