Funny Things to do in an elevator

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           Things to do in an elevator
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  * Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your 
    head.
  * Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
  * Shave.
  * Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering 
    inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  * Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, 
    without getting off.
  * When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the 
    doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by 
    themselves.
  * Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm 
    handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  * On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it 
    stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft 
    go "plink" at the bottom.
  * Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then 
    announce:  "I've got new socks on!"
  * When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 
    "Oh, I hate... motion sickness!"
  * Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your 
    nose.
  * Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say 
    "oops!"
  * Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
  * Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 
    "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the 
    elevator.
  * Leave a box between the doors.
  * Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button 
    for them.
  * Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers  
    "through" it.
  * When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that 
    your beeper?"
  * Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce 
    to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  * Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
  * If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad 
    touch!"
  * While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide 
    it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
  * Start a sing-along.
 
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