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The Tom Holt Offline Random Quote Generator
With this thingy, you will always have humorous quotes popping up in your computer, without having connect to the Internet. It works on ALL computers as long as you have a browser that handles JavaScript, if you are not sure if your browser handles that, just download it and see if it works.
To download, just click with your RIGHT button on this link.
In the menu that pops up, choose Save as, and save the document somewhere on your computer so you know where you will have it.
Now the hard part is over, and you can disconnect from the Internet.
Whenever you feel like having amusing random quotes, just double-click on the downloaded document (which will be named quotegenerator.html
) and the generator will start.
You DO NOT have to be connected to the Internet to get random quotes, just open the document that you saved on your computer. It even comes with a nifty thing that will tell you if there a newer version for you to download.
Current version is: 0.013, 6th of February 2000
If you are having any problems, please contact me and we'll try to sort out why it won't work.
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Quote from Here Comes the Sun
The girl curtseyed again and danced off down the hill, leaving Bjorn alone at last with the trees, the birds, the squirrels and his ingrowing toenail. For a while he stood and looked aimlessy about him, until his eye lit on one tree that he recognized. It was a tall, ancient oak and he remembered it well; he had climbed it as a boy, and his grandfather had often lifted him up into its branches, pointing out to him all the marvellous things he could see. How wonderful it is, his grandfather used to say, to sit in a high tree and look out over all kingdoms of the world, as if one were God's own eyes! Bjorn braced his feet, grinned, and set about cutting it down.
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(Tom Holt, "Here Comes the Sun") |
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