Humourous Quotes from Tom Holts books

Quotes

What is this?
Simply my collection of quotes from books by Tom Holt, orginally all typed in by myself (to much spare time?), but nowadays other people how contributed.

You can now get random Tom Holt-quotes from your computer while disconnected from the Internet!
Try The Tom Holt Offline Random Quote Generator

Of course, the Random Tom Holt Quote is still available, although you have to be connected all the time to get new quotes from there.

holt.txt These are the quotes, updated very unregurarly, so once in a while you can pop by to see if there are any new ones added.
Last updated 3rd of August 1999.
qtfiles.zip This is the code for the quoteprogram, I originally was using Icequote, but decided to do my own program while learning C.
The files QTidx.c, QTmain.c is in Ansi-C, while the converter is coded in C++.
Enjoy the quotes, but please give me credit if you're putting them up somewhere and don't forget to drop by to The Tom Holt Webpage once in a while to download new quotes (they're updated regularly.)

Quote from Expecting Someone Taller
In fact, as they will be delighted to tell you,
Taunton is no longer a one-horse town; these days,
they have a bicycle as well.

(Tom Holt, "Expecting Someone Taller")

You can order this book online from
Amazon.co.uk: Expecting Someone Taller

http://www.edlin.org / holt

Contact: emsworth@gmx.net

All stories/filksongs is written by Tom Holt, and not by me.
This is a fan-page about Tom Holt, made by me: Calle,
Tom Holt is in no way responsible for whatever I put up or write here.

holt.txt	These are the quotes, updated very unregurarly, so once in a while you can pop by to see if there are any new ones added. Last updated 3rd of August 1999.
qtfiles.zip	This is the code for the quoteprogram, I originally was using Icequote, but decided to do my own program while learning C. The files QTidx.c, QTmain.c is in Ansi-C, while the converter is coded in C++.

Quotes

Quote from Expecting Someone Taller