The Tom Holt Offline Random Quote Generator, download it now!

The Tom Holt Offline Random Quote Generator

With this thingy, you will always have humorous quotes popping up in your computer, without having connect to the Internet. It works on ALL computers as long as you have a browser that handles JavaScript, if you are not sure if your browser handles that, just download it and see if it works.

To download, just click with your RIGHT button on this link.
In the menu that pops up, choose Save as, and save the document somewhere on your computer so you know where you will have it.

Now the hard part is over, and you can disconnect from the Internet.
Whenever you feel like having amusing random quotes, just double-click on the downloaded document (which will be named quotegenerator.html) and the generator will start.

You DO NOT have to be connected to the Internet to get random quotes, just open the document that you saved on your computer. It even comes with a nifty thing that will tell you if there a newer version for you to download.

Current version is: 0.012, 8th of August 1999

If you are having any problems, please contact me and we'll try to sort out why it won't work.

Quote from Flying Dutch
At this point, a thought entered Vanderdecker's mind. During the short time it stayed there, it made its presence felt in more or less the same way a hand grenade would assert itself in a glassworks.

(Tom Holt, "Flying Dutch")

You can order this book online from
Amazon.co.uk: Flying Dutch

http://www.edlin.org / holt

Contact: emsworth@gmx.net

All stories/filksongs is written by Tom Holt, and not by me.
This is a fan-page about Tom Holt, made by me: Calle,
Tom Holt is in no way responsible for whatever I put up or write here.

The Tom Holt Offline Random Quote Generator

Quote from Flying Dutch